It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!
"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"
Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless
Yesterday when the police showed up, this conversation happened between one of the Korean exchange students and one of my friends:
Exchange student: “This is…bad situation?”
Friend: “Yeah, it’s definitely bad.”
Exchange student: “So I say…”fuck”? “
okay if we’re mutuals u can
- ask for my phone number
this has been a psa thank u